Bigger Than Hula Hoops

lemonyandbeatrice:

kadeart:

50 First Dates …

#every day he wakes up and tries to kill Steve

lemonyandbeatrice:

kadeart:

50 First Dates


Anonymous asked: "Imagine Wrath of khan okay when Jim has been sitting in that floor against the glass, immovable by grief, no one wants to try, and they can't remove spock for another few hours and a little nudge in bones mind says go to him help him please help my T'hyla helphelphelp and the good doctor finally gets Jim on his feet and lets him cry into his shoulder in sickbay unsure of why this little nudge wants to link fingers with Jim so much"

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine when spocks back in his own body and everything is sorted out, at least for the time being, bones sees spock link fingers with jim

and he cant help the smile that bursts out from within him because damnit nothing hes ever seen has looked so right


cartoonheroinenamednikki:

goatcorporation:

digivolvin:

YEE

i’ve watched this more than 20 times today

THAT ENDING IS SLAYING ME


scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

posted 8 hours ago via rorpie · originally scaredpotter
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rorpie asked: "danny just wants every time he has sex to be romantic and movie sex scene level beautiful. then kirkman whispers "you're doing a great job. do you want some snacks?" and danny just wants to cry"

moopmanagement:

I”M CRYIGN;;; THIS IS PEFECT OH MY GOD

DANNY IS SUCH A FREAKING IDEALIST IN SITUATIONS FOR REAL THOUGH HE WOULD; HE WOULD TOTALLY  TRY TO INITIATE EVERYTHING LIKE THE MOVIES WITH MOVIE EXPECTATIONS 

god he’s SUCH a glutton for disappointment I’m just glad that in this instance it’s disappointment in the form of sex with your really dorky white boyfriend while he ASKS IF YOU WANT SNACKS; CHRIS PLEASE 

Horny Danny and Horny Chris are two TOTALLY different things most of the time I bet omg. Danny is just this super romantic, passionate, horny energy and Chris is like this super weird horny functionality like always asking if Danny’s comfortable and and congratulating him and asking him if he’s about to cum NOT FOR IT TO BE DIRTY TALK EITHER HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW 


tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Chris Pratt Got in Trouble for Flashing His ‘Parks & Rec’ Co-Stars


1982

njpucillo:

The Agents said they “Haven’t seen readings like this in 30 years.” And assuming Gravity Falls takes place in 2012 30 years ago would be 1982.

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posted 8 hours ago via zzazu · originally njpucillo
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camalilium:

"Good Job!"

camalilium:

"Good Job!"


bonzlydoodles:

Fri 15 Aug 2014
Colouring a few of [these] sketches and making a few more. TAKE THAT ART BLOCK! Here’s Jack Spicer reimagined in an Zombie Apocolypse style universe. A Universe in which characters hunt for Shen Gong Wu (ancient relics left behind before the apocolypse) while avoiding zombie like creatures (Xombies?). Heylins hunt for Wu in hopes of using them for personal gain/ personal preservation (believing the apocalypse will never end, the best thing you can do is try to keep yourself alive), while Xiaolin hunt for Wu in the hopes of finding a cure and/or ending the apocalypse once and for all.

i sort of really want to write this?

like, the heylin comet was passing and some moron used the zing zom-bone, and ended up turning themselves and a whole bunch of other people in zombies. the comet passed but everyone stayed a zombie. and then they multiplied.

twenty years or something passes. long enough that pretty much everyone’s given up hope or a cure or anything. the zombies aren’t ‘contained’, not really, but there are certain areas that are better than others.

omi’s the last xiaolin monk left. their temple lost contact with master monk guan years ago. master fung tells omi that he has to find the other dragons, right before he dies. so omi begins this quest to find rai, kimiko and clay, traveling all over the world (made more difficult by dojo being out of the picture; maybe he gave in to that whole ‘must eat shen gong wu’ thing and as such, has to be locked up at all times). eventually, he finds each of them and convinces them that yes, they must come save the world with him.

(it’s not easy convincing them either - rai won’t leave what’s left of his family/village, the few siblings that have survived, kimiko was born and raised inside a small resistant part of tokyo, surrounded by zombies on all sides with none of the survivors being able to leave, so just getting to her is difficult and clay is the only thing stopping jessie from going zombie hunting; if he leaves, he knows she’ll go looking for danger)

eventually, they all join up, and everything’s great until omi reveals that a) he has no idea which shen gong wu can help them and b) he has no means of tracking shen gong wu. he has, however, heard of a spirit trapped inside a puzzle box who can track wu, and even a clue on where to find her. unfortunately, he’s only heard this through hearsay, and they conveniently left out that wuya’s kind of evil.

so omi releases her and wow, shocker, she’s evil and happy to be free! still incorporeal though, so she finds this scavenger kid, jack spicer, who finds pre-apocalypse stuff and hawks it, and tells him all about the shen gong wu. jack, forever interested in not being devoured by zombies, quickly builds a tracker for these things and ditches wuya, because this jack is a bit more mature than xs!jack and realises that yes, wuya is using him and no, she won’t be loyal once he’s fulfilled her purpose.

and this is already too long but i could go on forever. i don’t think this would even be halfway? chase and hannibal could be involved, with wuya regaining power (maybe she finds a way to form mala mala jong w/o jack?) being a rising threat and-

i’m gonna stop before i fall completely down the rabbit hole


evino-chan:

I wanted to try out a new art style with Negative!jack and Positive!jack♥ :) 

evino-chan:

I wanted to try out a new art style with Negative!jack and Positive!jack♥ :)